The Age of Time | No Man's Land

Author: Gerhard Roth
Translator: Pamela Saur

The Age of Time

As soon as the city is erected, the salons are decorated with music-making marble busts
The pretty concubine is undressed and bound to the chair
An eel escapes out of the sofa
The country doctor is still brooding about the brother-in-law’s body covered with ulcers
The rope breaks and the hanged man, disguised as a woman, falls onto the kitchen floor
The two village musicians cover themselves with buckled-on musical instruments (with the help of which they also are able to fly)
The widower fulfills his life’s dream when he slays a lion in the starlit night
Here the people conceive of themselves as emigrants
Whoever wears a red hat band identifies himself as knowing the Bible
On the other hand, if someone wears a black one, this shows that he is dead
Talking leeches are growing in the flower pots
When the tailor goes to bed he feels a naked woman leaving his body
To his horror the village pastor beholds a Moor with a head of stone
In every house one finds a holy strawberry the size of a child and a sooth-saying chicken
The dogs are kept on chains until they are shot to death by their owners
In order to protect themselves from swarms of flies the villagers wear wooden shoes
The Chinese circus people are duty bound to load chunks of rock onto wheelbarrows
Because the seawater has receded, the mayor now does without a diving suit
Between dried-up onion braids the pious angels split peas
The teacher tries to use a beekeeper’s hat and a cane, but he is nevertheless immediately expelled from his dream and back into reality
The tame rat is black
At their weddings the virgins wear headdresses made of cow horn, while the bridegroom attaches a sow’s penis to his trousers
In front of the office of the bank director the butchers take off their boots which were kissed by the housemaids
The fish nailed onto the posts murmur incantations to heaven, making the earth quake
The general observed the man who was wearing a wooden prosthesis instead of a head
In order to express their jubilation the residents strew bouquets of forget-me-nots over the village street
Because the Sunday organist plays in a white veil the sister presses a garland into her hair and disrobes while dancing
The circus director has the bodies of those who were shot bound onto house doors and put on display in front of the tent
If one forgets to forcefeed the turkeys the right number of nuts, then one will see his sister in the morgue
As soon as the painter in the white coat has renewed the gold on the stucco-work the four apprentices may leave the ladder
Under the rainbow an iron structure is growing that, when it wilts, will rise like a dandelion seed and fall with a roar of wasp swarms down over playing children.
The man of a thousand skin-folds that decorate him like plant leaves stretches his hand forth, to everyone’s surprise, and offers a light to the startled resident
Hubris could be read in the eyes of the man with the pith helmet when he opened his suitcase and offered silverware for sale
In the mountainous landscape one encounters no one but a sleeping angel
The traitors are bound onto trees and given over to the termites
After the men wrapped the head with coverings, they drew a picture of the King of Hearts on the kitchen door
The skin of the foreigner is made of spider webs, his face without a mouth
The fleeing hair-man is allowed to hide in the bed of the twin sisters
The rabid armadillos are hunted, their armor burned up
As far as the villagers can see, eggs are floating in the lake
The apostle stands on the bank of the carp pond in the expectation that he will be able to walk over the water
Illuminated by a bolt of lightning the night provides a glimpse of the magic escape artist who is lying in a straitjacket among the swine
On All Souls’ Day the veterans distribute crabs to the children of the fallen soldiers
In order not to insult the dignity of the doves they are plucked before they march into the cook pot
On the flag of the holy procession there is nothing to be seen but an earthworm
The rabbits spring out of the forests and eat the fields bare before the break of dawn
The assistant of the steam-saw owner defends himself from the eagle-sized night moth with the help of a rake
The village’s first sailor is led in a ceremonious procession to the inn where wine is served in bottles
The little child in his arms, the baker waits for the delivery of his father’s coffin
As soon as the hunters are absorbed in their card game they no longer pay attention to the deflection of the compass
The Andromeda Nebula spreads itself out like a patch of blood on a linen sheet
When a tornado is raging, the young girls play with the tame vipers
In the summer, on the other hand, the children wear shirts made of cat fur that protect them from ferruginous rain
So that they can move forward better in the snow the hunters strap saddles onto their dogs
During autopsies care is always taken to remove the corpses’ eyelids
The screeching of the birds is a signal for the villagers to trim their toenails
The enamel bowls in the attics are full of spiders
Early in the year glasses of medicinal plants are already put in the windows to ward off epidemics
If the ground splits asunder, then ultramarine dye is harvested from the wings of butterflies
In the course of the wedding the bridegroom is not allowed to hide his penis
With the help of astrology the elder-berry plant blooms; the grasses, on the other hand, turn pale through its influence
After the carpenter’s son has slain his father, he imitates the barking of a fox in order to set his pursuers on the wrong track
Only he who has brushed the hair of his cow long enough will find gold dust in the sieve
The beauty of the leaves drops out of the air of the day
On Easter Sunday the church hymnals are suddenly printed in Chinese characters
The slaughtered dogs are the cakes of the poor
When the apples fall rustling to the earth the old people are shaved with razors
The whispering of the dead is the color of the flowers
In the brickworks the hats of the sow-tailors’ apprentices pile up
But the manufacturers of beer demand as payment mastery over the weather
The captured Russians decorate the altars with the slain pelicans
Every soldier receives an iron magnet that allows him to stop the flow of blood
The drowned man’s wife gives away his possessions so that he will not appear to her again
The yarrow is holy to every acolyte because without its help the mass bell would not chime
The jaybird can disguise its voice so that it is taken for a nut tree
Wherever a toad pops up, he is poisoned to death
The sole saint in the village lives after his death in the pastor’s house where in the morning he sweeps the ashes out of the stove
As soon as the ass has died, invisible creatures start to become visible
The parade of the beekeepers ends in the humming of the wasps
The cobbler owes the invention of the bicycle to St. Elmo’s fire which deformed his pendulum clock
In a drop of wine the wise man sees a coffee maker
Next morning the miller’s arm is covered with brand marks which are interpreted as prophecies
Salt from the deep wells is dung for the wheat fields
The appearance of the soldiers suffices for the villagers to attach the fly paper
The miner’s skeleton will not be discovered until thousands of years later as an impression in stone
The heavy red light descends onto the sweet hills with their vineyards
Every piece of land that belongs to no one is measured by unknown polar explorers
Left behind were an ivory fan, a sewing machine and a zither
The gravedigger is able to open the coffins in which the dragonfly pupa emit electrical charges
If a person shows up who has an extra pair of legs in place of a head, the circus director should be notified
One educates children with the butt of a rifle better than with a pickaxe
The coin was barely on the counter when the image of a magpie flew off and was replaced by a golden pheasant
In April, however, it is forbidden on penalty of death to wear white clothing
It is the right of the first born to refuse to speak
The country doctor guards the quicksilver while he is asleep
The first attorney of the village has a transparent skull and is stabbed to death by the mourning maid
Everyone is secretly happy about the corpse in his basement
The selected trout are laid on a cloth and seasoned with lemon juice before the musician begins to play the scales on their tails
From the bony skulls of the stags the canary spells out the alphabet
The gendarme observes the stranger who is wearing a coat of blue bird feathers